I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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