he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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