I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Randomize
