just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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