Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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