On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
ugly people sure do ruin things
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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