I wanna bring you to show and tell
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There r osticjed everywhere
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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