I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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