I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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