the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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