You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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