I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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