When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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