i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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