i will never coherently bang her
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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