He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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