i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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