grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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