I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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