Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
