yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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