If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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