brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Randomize
