I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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