If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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