at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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