goodnight i made you a song goodbye
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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