Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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