My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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