That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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