If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
