Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You can't motorboat a personality
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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