The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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