Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im about as happy as oj after his trial
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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