That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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