On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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