oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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