he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
