Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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