Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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