Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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