I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
