Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
