i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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