One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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