he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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