Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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