Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
false alarm. still invincible.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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