how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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