where am i from again
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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